Cool. Well then, in that case, Ben and I were walking down a hallway and one minute, there were no doors, and the next minute, they were on the floor. There was water everywhere, deeper and deeper in the hall until it was well up to my chest while I was sitting on the floor trying to help him pry the door open. Then when the door opened, it opened into like a black hole or something. ...which, when I fell in, dropped me into a swimming pool. This place is completely insane.

No, I'm all right, it only fell one floor. It was terrifying, though.