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[theyellowbird]

Is there anyone reading this?

Comments

[insufferablysmart]

I can see it. So that answers that question, this thing does actually work. Who is this?

[theyellowbird]

Are you responding from a phone that someone stuck in your arm?

I'm Sara. Who's this?

[insufferablysmart]

I'll take Things I Never Thought I'd Say for 500, am I right? But yeah. I am.

My name is Jared. There's a woman with me, too, and she's got one, too. Tell me we're not the only ones who woke up in clothes that someone else decided we would look better in... Spoiler alert: wrong. We don't.

[theyellowbird]

Tell me about it. I did not need to be someones mad science experiment, thank you.

I'm with another guy in this creepy ass house, he also has one. Yes to the clothes too. Very fancy, very uncomfortable.

[insufferablysmart]

Yeah, no thanks, but if I have to be, I'm pretty okay with this over the potential alternatives.

I would say fancy is subjective in our case but yeah. Everything about this is Fucked^TM

[theyellowbird]

So far I haven't found a way you. Who's to say alternatives aren't on the table for whoever is doing this.

Did you get here today?

[bestfuneralever]

is it bad that im only barely surprised by any of this? i think that says a lot about my life.

[insufferablysmart]

...yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Who's this now?

[bestfuneralever]

welcome 2 my life. im klaus. and lost.

[lostsoulwizard]

Yeah I can see you.

[theyellowbird]

Woke up randomly in a creepy house, wearing different clothes and a cellphone in your arm?

[lostsoulwizard]

Got it in one. Not that I don't mind the free clothes the evil house I could do without.

[theyellowbird]

I'd still prefer my old clothes, honestly.

I'm thinking we could all try to find one central location to meet? Put a message on the network, and then see how many people actually show. If there's a way for everyone to find each other.

[lostsoulwizard]

Same here I miss my coat.

Not a bad idea that. Put all the heads together and see what we can come up with.

[insufferablysmart]

How do we know you guys aren't lying and you're one of us instead of one of whoever brought us here?

-Jared

[sweetfloozy]

I'm Kaylee and I can see this too!

These things really are connected and work!

[theyellowbird]

At least we know this place has wifi.

[bestfuneralever]

yup i sure do see this && im super not okay w/ this thing in my arm. SUCH an invasion of privacy and consent!!! reminds me of old times growing up with a father who saw me as an experiment. funtimes all around, really. love it.

[theyellowbird]

I don't think anyone so far is okay with any of this, so you're not alone there.

[bestfuneralever]

probably not. i figure if u like being kidnapped u got more issues than i could dream of.

[morethanbark]

[ What now. Why is the damned thing in his arm beeping. Why are there words, how does it even work, WHAT IS GOING ON.

Eventually, Sara gets a response. ]

YERS I KLEN RWEED THISD

[ It doesn't mean he's good at it. ]

[theyellowbird]

um Assuming you're another new poster, our numbers keep going up.

[morethanbark]

[ Fine. Trying harder. Which results in more swearing and threatening the damn thing but that's only a problem if you're in the same room. ]

ANOTHR NEW WAT. HAVE NOT SED ANYTHING BEFOR.

[theyellowbird]

Another new person commenting on this post? Assuming it's not the same person doing it multiple times to mess with me.

[morethanbark]

WHY WOOD SOMEON SAY THEY ARE NEW IF NOT?

NEVER MIND PEEPLE ARE BASTARDS

I AM NEW