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[theyellowbird]

Is there anyone reading this?

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[insufferablysmart]

I can see it. So that answers that question, this thing does actually work. Who is this?

[theyellowbird]

Are you responding from a phone that someone stuck in your arm?

I'm Sara. Who's this?

[insufferablysmart]

I'll take Things I Never Thought I'd Say for 500, am I right? But yeah. I am.

My name is Jared. There's a woman with me, too, and she's got one, too. Tell me we're not the only ones who woke up in clothes that someone else decided we would look better in... Spoiler alert: wrong. We don't.

[theyellowbird]

Tell me about it. I did not need to be someones mad science experiment, thank you.

I'm with another guy in this creepy ass house, he also has one. Yes to the clothes too. Very fancy, very uncomfortable.

[insufferablysmart]

Yeah, no thanks, but if I have to be, I'm pretty okay with this over the potential alternatives.

I would say fancy is subjective in our case but yeah. Everything about this is Fucked^TM

[theyellowbird]

So far I haven't found a way you. Who's to say alternatives aren't on the table for whoever is doing this.

Did you get here today?

[insufferablysmart]

Neither have we. I would rather die than some of the alternatives that come to mind. I've seen too many horror movies. No fucking thanks.

Yeah, this morning. You?

[theyellowbird]

Death isn't always better.

Also this morning.

[insufferablysmart]

Than Human Centipede? Pretty sure it would be better. I would definitely rather be dead than that. Fuck all that noise.

Great, wonder how many there are.

[bestfuneralever]

is it bad that im only barely surprised by any of this? i think that says a lot about my life.

[insufferablysmart]

...yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Who's this now?

[bestfuneralever]

welcome 2 my life. im klaus. and lost.

[insufferablysmart]

Sounds like ass, Klaus. Sorry about your life. How long have you been here? Did you wake up with somebody else? Were you guys dressed in stupid clothes that look like you're supposed to be heading to the prom in 1983? Because we did.

[bestfuneralever]

thx. idk day... three? what is time anyway, man. yeah i showed up with carol and we swapped our prom clothes cuz she didnt like hers.

[insufferablysmart]

You preferred the dress? Sharra can have hers. It's horrible.

[bestfuneralever]

dresses r great shhh plus theres enough material in it i cld make at least 2 if not 3 more outfits if i can ever get my hand on sewing stuff in this place or at the very least get creative with safety pins if i come across them

[insufferablysmart]

Hers isn't, man, I can assure you. It's a pink nightmare.

You can do all that? Nice. I couldn't sew anything if I was paid to try.

[bestfuneralever]

i cld make it work promise yeah i asked my mom to teach me some things when i was a kid im not super great but like itd stay togehter?

[insufferablysmart]

If you say so. If we ever find other clothes, maybe she'll part with it.

Nice. Hey, every skill is a skill worth having, man.